Drugs are your friend

Okay so the title may be a little misleading.

I’m no druggie, but I am a believer in the assistance of meds when necessary.
Let me explain…

For over a week now my sleep schedule has been way off. I usually work nights- get off around 10:30- stay up (doing nothing) until 5 in the morning-then I end up sleeping in till 1 in the afternoon. It got to the point where I’d lie in bed forcing myself to try to sleep and just could NOT do it. I was officially nocturnal. I can’t begin to tell you how frustrating it is to have your entire day gone when you finally wake up.

I asked my roommate if she had any Tylenol P.M. – she didn’t, but she did have xanex. I took one after work and within an hour I was knocked out in the middle of watching Jon and Kate Plus 8 (looove that show btw). The next morning I roll over to see my alarm clock reads 8 AM! I get out of bed, check the computer, and wait for it….. WORK OUT! Whaaaat? I actually got my ass on the elliptical for 30 minutes. Words can’t describe how great I felt. I feel like a whole new woman!

I proceeded to deposit my check at the bank, run the dishwasher, fold my clothes, and clean my terribly messy room—all things I have been "meaning to do" but never was awake to get done. I even drove to a local deli and treated myself to a nice hearty breakfast of biscuits and gravy and scrambled eggs.

Side note: I think every once in a while you should eat at a restaurant by yourself… it can be somewhat calming. Just me, my food, and my book.

So in conclusion, xanex saved my life. Okay okay so xanex is one of those drugs that are abused far too often, especially amongst college students. Combined with alcohol, xanex can accelerate intoxication and obviously isn’t safe. But thanks to this one tiny pill I’m back on my game. Hallelujah!

In the spirit of drugzzz here’s an amazing fan vid of Mr G’s song Naughty Girl from the hilarious Australian mocumentary Summer Heights High.

This song is guaranteed to be stuck in your head all day. YOU'RE WELCOME.